Monday, March 14, 2005

An idea for a novel

Three men of disparate background and temperament - a serial drink driver who runs over pregnant teenagers for fun; an albino Nazi war criminal turned private detective; and a man who spends his days at his local library ripping out the penultimate page of every book in the place, except for Moby Dick, which he is eating - must club together to defeat an invasion of fork-tongued turnip men from the planet Zhoog. Will explore issues of cultural imperialism, the impermanence of truth, and the ettiquette of serving vegetable dishes in zero gravity.

Format: Short, but will nonetheless provide value for money by virtue of its impenetrability.

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