Friday, March 04, 2005

Random Acts of Randomness

Everybody is doing it. They're also posting lists of the last batch of tunes to be served up at random by mp3 players or media programs. Not wanting to be left behind, I now present the last ten songs that have been piped out of my steam-powered portable gramophone:

1. Officer, Put Out an A.P.B. on my Heart - Diana Ross

2. Two Hands on My Organ - Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber

3. Saviour Like a Shepherd Lead Us (Big Booty Remix) - DJ Bejesus

4. Bach's Fugue In E-Minor - Good Charlotte

5. Bitches pt. 9 - 50 Cent

6. Fuck Off! (Response to Anthony Calea's 'The Prayer') - God

7. At War With Satan - Michael Buble & Venom

8. Love Theme from Alien vs. Predator - Elton John

9. Just An Old Fashioned Narcissist - Chris Gaines (feat. Garth Brooks)

10. Thought You Were My Baby (But You Were Just a Braxton Hicks) - Nina Simone


jeet said...

v.funny, specially "braxton hicks"!

Anonymous said...

to random is to be insane and to be insane is to have a great life full of psychotic episodes where you do completely random things -- JPB

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