Thursday, May 05, 2005

Gooogle Madness

The extra "o" is for "obviously running low on ideas"

Like most bloggers with visitor counters, I frequently find myself baffled by the Google searches that have directed people to my site. While "on bullshit" or "alcoholic flush" or even the strangely specific "anemic vegetarian girlfriend jokes" (do the jokes have to reference both anemia and vegetarianism, or is either suitable?) are conceivably things that a normal (or not-too-abnormal) person might type into a search engine, some requests are downright disturbing.

Take "boy's winkie", for example. It's difficult not to draw certain conclusions about the person who performed that particular search. Likewise the individual who desired "plastic sexual gasping suffocate". Methinks that, although directed to Sterne by Google, bookish satire and geek humour was not exactly what this person was after.

"masturbation advice homemade or diy" directed one horny Googler to this story, where I trust his or her onanistic dreams were realised. The man (for only a man could think of this phrase) searching for "vaginal inebriation" would have been disappointed, however. Just what "vaginal inebriation" is, I have no idea. Any guesses?

4 comments:

Faran Vafaie said...

Haha, I stumbled upon your blog on my spare time, and yours was one of the few I actually took a few minutes to browse through. Some funny stuff!

Binnsy said...

I heartily agree with Faran... great blog - and thanks for linking to me! I'll be sure to reciprocate when I update next.

I also find it hilarious to find the keywords people use to find my blog... 'yuschenko walrus' was one of the more random ones...

mscynic said...

"Vaginal Inebriation" is the female equivalent of "beer goggles" or "cunt-struck".

Tim said...

Ah. That's kind of disappointing. I was hoping for something sick and twisted.