Thursday, June 23, 2005

Bogain: The New Miracle Drug

Feeling tired and elitist? Aspiring to intellectual independence and a wardrobe sans parachute material tracksuits? Understand the word "sans"? If so, you may be suffering from the effects of deboganisation, a crisis of identity sweeping Australia and the world.

Luckily, help is at hand. Bogain*, the first clinically-approved reboganisation drug is now available, without prescription, at all good, and many bad, retail outlets. But don't take our word for it: let's hear what some of our satisfied customers have to say:

"One night me and the missus found ourselves watching that red-haired bloke on the ABC. It was very distraughtening, but the missus got us some Bogain and now we're back watching Ray every night." - Darren, Box Hill

"I didn't feel right, ya know, but it was hard to be pacific about me symptoms. Mum goes down the shops and comes back with some Bogain and it fixed me up nice like. Best thing the old slag ever did for me." - Tahnleigh, Blacktown

As a special introductory offer, each time you purchase Bogain, you'll receive a Free copy of the Herald Sun!

Buy Bogain today, and remember: If it ain't bogan, we can fix it!

*Ingredients: VB (92%), distilled outrage (3%), essence of Jimmy Barnes, radioactive dye #213.

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