Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Canada In Gay Sex Romp Shock

Breaking news: Canada has tonight descended into chaos after legislation was passed granting same-sex marriages equal standing with heterosexual unions.

In the past few hours, Canadian society has been rent asunder, its values cast aside in favour of sodomy, paedophilia and high camp disco tunes.

Toronto journalist Mark Neederfies, a prominent anti-gay campaigner, told Sterne that he had warned of such consequences should the legislation be passed.

"I hate to say I told you so, but hey, I did tell you so. Once the sanctity of marriage was violated, God's punishment was inevitable."

Canada is the third country to have its civilisation collapse after passing same-sex marriage laws, Belgium and the Netherlands having already descended into the foul pit of infamy and despair.

Neederfies said that the world must learn from Canada's downfall.

"The only thing gay marriages breed is instability. Legalise these freak shows and you can say goodbye to your society. That's why I'm moving to Saudi Arabia. The only fisting they go in for is the iron fist of dignity and virtue."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What a nutbar! Enjoy your new home in Saudi!

Anonymous said...

how dare anyone speak of homosexual people like that, paedophilia yes definetely, but one again someone taking parts of religion and using them to discriminate, get some new material, boring!