Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Team Sterne Is Go!

Blogging is not all fun and laughs. The constant pressure to produce insightful, witty posts can lead to relationship breakdowns, emotional crises and, in extreme cases, a nasty rash. In order to stave off blog-rot for at least a few weeks, I have invited a friend, Jon, to contribute. I'm sure that his posts will maintain the high standard of idiocy upon which Sterne's reputation rests.

Born in a ditch in 1979, Jon grew up being worshipped as the Chosen One until his parents' cult was shut down by the police. He went on to play a key role in the attempted assassination of Tina Arena, and was present at the infamous Royal Gala Variety Concert during which Cliff Richard threw a dead skunk at the Queen. His hobbies include poking grasshoppers up his nose, and saying the word "clock".

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