Blogging is not all fun and laughs. The constant pressure to produce insightful, witty posts can lead to relationship breakdowns, emotional crises and, in extreme cases, a nasty rash. In order to stave off blog-rot for at least a few weeks, I have invited a friend, Jon, to contribute. I'm sure that his posts will maintain the high standard of idiocy upon which Sterne's reputation rests.
Born in a ditch in 1979, Jon grew up being worshipped as the Chosen One until his parents' cult was shut down by the police. He went on to play a key role in the attempted assassination of Tina Arena, and was present at the infamous Royal Gala Variety Concert during which Cliff Richard threw a dead skunk at the Queen. His hobbies include poking grasshoppers up his nose, and saying the word "clock".