Friday, December 16, 2005

Ah, Um, Er, You Know: An Audioblog

A couple of days ago, Mr Lefty did an audio post that seemed to work quite well, so I have decided to jump on the bandwagon with an audio post of my own. It's four minutes of me talking nonsense, the sound quality is poor, but you may get a laugh out of how awful a speaker I am, and perhaps realise why my preferred form of communication is the written word.

Download:

Sterne Audio Blog #1 (4MB)

4 comments:

Ben said...

Hahah, that was tops Tim - I'll even forgive the unfortunately placed grammatical error in the last sentence. Mind you, if it was intentional - GOLD!

Great stuff Tim, you may even inspire me to do one myself if I can I figure out where to upload it.

Anyway, I'm going to head back down to my basement - those poltergeists aren't going to sodomise themselves you know.

MrLefty said...

Oh, you can make them actually about something? Damn, wish I'd thought of that!

You know, I never expected you'd sound like you do. (I'd assumed you'd sound more like Jeff Goldblum and Russell Crowe fused together in a frightening way.)

I didn't remember Aykroyd and the ghost (actually, I still don't know how to spell his surname). I remember a levitating Sigourney Weaver wanting to make the mad passionate evil sex with him, though, although I'd never admit it.

Tim said...

All grammatical errors on Sterne are intentional. It is an implicit critique of our buttoned-down, puritanical, i-before-e society. Also, we can't write or speak proper.

(I'd assumed you'd sound more like Jeff Goldblum and Russell Crowe fused together in a frightening way.)

You mean I don't? How very disappointing.

divinetrash said...

Yes, I too enjoyed your audio blog. Nice work.

And for the record, Dan Aykroyd is a fox and a half, and I'll happily watch him engaged in any manner of bizarre sexual behaviour.

OK, well, he's not a fox and a half anymore, but back in the 80s he was. Me-OW!