Do you live in Melbourne? Are you a blogger? In the immortal words of the Beastie Boys: Do you like parties? Heavens to Betsy, why do you hesitate?
I can personally guarantee that this will be the best night of your life, provided that all other nights prior to this have been spent shivering in a wet burlap sack with Kenny G. But even if they haven't, it'll still be pretty bitchin'. Who are you to say no? No-one, that's who.
Come on people, give yourselves permission to shine!