Sunday, December 17, 2006

Will You Kiss It?

If you absolutely had to kiss a bearded man, I think the choice would be pretty obvious.

Ibsen'd probably go all right, too.

Is that a scathing assault on the mores of late 19th century
Europe - or are you just happy to see me?

8 comments:

Ampersand Duck said...

Cor, hot stuff! Perfect for someone like me who can't decide between the two -- furry bits to stroke plus a nice smooth bit to kiss. Shame about the face like a dog's arse, but.

Tim said...

I'm starting to think Zoe's husband might be the way to go.

Zoe said...

Nah, he's gone all smooth. Some crap about getting suncream wedged in while he was playing cricket.

Zoe said...

His beardy bits, that is.

Oh dear.

Anonymous said...

hehehe, I love the title - didn't Bruce Willis say that in Pulp Fiction?

Tim said...

Indeed he did, in response to the immortal question, "Will you give me oral pleasure?" So nice to see couples on the big screen negotiating in the sack.

Kate said...

Nope, he's not Viggo. Or Diver Dan. But those widdle glasses are just so CUTE!

Anonymous said...

Here is the kind of paragraph that must be included in any letter you want to get published in the London Review of Books:

[the writer is droning away about how William Empson used to be his tutor] "His Chinese sage's beard was controversial. Grey wisps hung below his chin which he twisted into tendrils as, with eyelids closed but fluttering, he held forth gnomically. To us, a bearded generation (through laziness not fashion), this seemed pointless, like havign your cake and not eating it."