"Screw good taste" - Alfred Jarry
Cor, hot stuff! Perfect for someone like me who can't decide between the two -- furry bits to stroke plus a nice smooth bit to kiss. Shame about the face like a dog's arse, but.
I'm starting to think Zoe's husband might be the way to go.
Nah, he's gone all smooth. Some crap about getting suncream wedged in while he was playing cricket.
His beardy bits, that is.Oh dear.
hehehe, I love the title - didn't Bruce Willis say that in Pulp Fiction?
Indeed he did, in response to the immortal question, "Will you give me oral pleasure?" So nice to see couples on the big screen negotiating in the sack.
Nope, he's not Viggo. Or Diver Dan. But those widdle glasses are just so CUTE!
Here is the kind of paragraph that must be included in any letter you want to get published in the London Review of Books:[the writer is droning away about how William Empson used to be his tutor] "His Chinese sage's beard was controversial. Grey wisps hung below his chin which he twisted into tendrils as, with eyelids closed but fluttering, he held forth gnomically. To us, a bearded generation (through laziness not fashion), this seemed pointless, like havign your cake and not eating it."
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