Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Celebrity Movie Reviews

Million Dollar Baby, reviewed by W.G. Sebald

The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, reviewed by Hunter S. Thompson

Robots, reviewed by Ovid

The Pacifier, a dialogue between Vin Diesel's pectoral muscles

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, reviewed by Lynne Truss

Cheaper By The Dozen 2, reviewed by Wilson, the Limey

The Lion, The Witch, And the Wardrobe, a (non-celebrity) family dialogue

[Insert Film Title], by [reviewer]

The Shaggy Dog/The Pink Panther, a rather round-about review by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (uncredited)

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