Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Satirical News Archive

Have we got fake news stories? You bet your sweet bippy we do! Are many of them topical and therefore by now hopelessly dated? You bet any bippies remaining in your possession they are!

- Elites Won't Let Right-Wing Columnist Join Their Gang (Feb 8, 2005)

- Children's Summer Holiday "Ever So Crappy" (Feb 12, 2005)

- New Band Destined For Chart Success, World Domination, Says NME (Feb 14, 2005)

- Death Squads To Put The Terror Back Into Australis (Feb 16, 2005)

- Politically Incorrect Celebrity Actually Just An Arsehole (Feb 27, 2005)

- Poor Man Not Missing Out On Bullshit Cultural Ephemera (March 1, 2005)

- Channel 31 Joins Fight For Footy Rights (March 17, 2005)

- Make-Up Sex Not As Much Fun As Preceding Argument (March 25, 2005)

- Pretentious Parent Convicted Over Ulysses Incident (April 2, 2005)

- New Play Slammed As "Too Stagey" (April 5, 2005)

- Report: You Can Fuck Off And Die (April 8, 2005)

- Indie Rock Snob Suicides After Unwittingly Enjoying Bloc Party Album (April 19, 2005)

- Teenager's Drug Experiment A Success (April 20, 2005)

- Tribute Album Pays Tribute To Bands That Have Paid Tribute (April 27, 2005)

- Academic Gets Medieval On Civilisation's Ass (May 18, 2005)

- Are You The Next Washed Up Member Of A Formerly Popular Band? (May 26, 2005)

- Benefit Concert Fails To Benefit Concert-Goers (June 5, 2005)

- Canada In Gay Sex Romp Shock (June 29, 2005)

- Downer To Pyongyang: Eat My Sports (July 2, 2005)

- Briton Will Be Intimidated By Terrorists (July 15, 2005)

- Imaginary Friend Starts Non-Imaginary Fire (July 21, 2005)

- Left-Wing Comedian Celebrates 1000th Obvious Joke (July 15, 2005)

- Inappropriately Touched By An Angel (July 29, 2005)

- Vampire Movie Buff Mainly In It For The Lesbians (Aug 3, 2005)

- Man To Sue Government For Causing Impotence (Sep 6, 2005)

- Goth Teen Shunned: Not Sad Enough (Oct 14, 2005)

- Batman Begins (Questioning His Sexuality) (Oct 25, 2005)

- Controversial Dress-To-Thrill Legislation Passed (Oct 27, 2005)

- Aussie Battler Trapped In Asian Hell-Hole (Nov 24, 2005)

- Leslie Converts To Ninjaism, Silences Critics - Forever! (Nov 27, 2005)

- Man Celebrates Not Celebrating Christmas (Dec 21, 2005)

- Upgrade To Make Mall Look Crap In Entirely Different Way (Jan 8, 2006)

- Ringo Starr Publishes Pro-Capitalism, Pro-Ringo Children's Book (Jan 22, 2006)

- PM Bridges Racial Divide: "You're All White, Now!" (Feb 1, 2006)

- Nerd's Cyber Sex Addiction Goes Too Far (March 27, 2006)

- Radiohead Don't Like Your Recent Stuff Either (April 8, 2006)

- New Tool Album Released In Time For Mother's Day (April 30, 2006)

- Gatto Blasts Media: I Am Not A Cake (June 9, 2006)

- Father Of Emo Kid Understands Son Only Too Well (June 28, 2006)

- Scientists Warn New Movie Could Be Crap Enough To "Explode The Sun" (June 29, 2006)

- New Comedy Duo Debut "Ambient Slapstick" Routine (July 24, 2006)

- Boy Saved From Fate Worse Than Death (Sep 15, 2006)

- Report: Teagan Doesn't Suck Nearly As Hard As Graffito Suggests (Sep 19, 2006)

- Sitcom Dad Looking Forward To Kids' Future Antics (Sep 22, 2006)

- World Leaders, Geographers, Slam Iran Denial Conference (Dec 13, 2006)

- Postman Knows Where You Live (Feb 7, 2007)

- Big Brother Criticised For No-Brainer Stance (June 12, 2007)

- PM Denies Ordering Sandwich (Nov 9, 2007)

- Village Mildly Surprised By Savage Moors Murder (Jan 3, 2008)

- Religious Nutcases Picket "Fag Enabler" Milk Bar (Feb 4, 2008)

- Car Accident "Like Something Out Of A Really Shitty Movie" (March 1, 2008)

- Channel Ten News To Be Replaced By High-Pitched Buzzing Noise (May 13, 2008)

- Old Guy From The Bill & Ted Movies Dies (June 24, 2008)

- Santa-Skeptic Child "Still Fundamentally Credulous" (Dec 8, 2008)

1 comment:

genevieve said...

This is quite a nice way to kill it off, Tim. I doubt I could ever do a list of 50 best. Goodbye again.