Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Use a cork, maybe?

The whole "check out the weird Google searches that lead people to my blog" thing is so 2006, however it's probably worth mentioning that somebody landed on Sterne today after Googling "how not to get water up your bum waterskiing".

4 comments:

TimT said...

Um, a cork?

TimT said...

Ha ha, shows I should read headlines more!

Rowen said...

Nah, a cork would be bad, because if water is hitting you with enough force to enter your freckle, it'll also have enough force to drive a cork as well. So then you'll be googling "water + cork".

I suggest some form of trouser, or shorts might be appropriate. Or even a wetsuit, if you are feeling daring.

Tim said...

Very sensible, Rowen - a bit too sensible, methinks. We don't want people visiting this site and coming away with actual answers to their stupid questions.